Parents repeating themselves
I feel this on a spiritual level.
the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
I agree, it is highly unnatural…You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
All of these comments!!! HAHAHAHA!!
I wanna live like this llama
Please unmute this.
omg unmute it seriously
Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad
news flash: bbc finally does something right
Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!
Ooh, and bonus Colin Salmon.
IS THIS REAL.
Theres no sun on planet earth
It’s all just fucking shade